I'm taller, no I'm taller!

I'm taller.
No, I'm taller.
What? I'm taller.
No, I'm taller.
Who says? I'm taller.
No, I'm taller!
I'm older and taller, you are younger and shorter.
No, I'm younger and taller and you are older and shorter.
What? You've got to be kidding - I'm much older and taller while you are much younger and shorter.
Who me? I'm much younger and taller while you are much older and shorter.

Ok guys, let's settle this once and for all - you are the same height!